This is my purse.
It's nothing special. In fact, there isn't much to say about it except it's heavy. This is mostly because I have one of just about everything packed inside. This is what it looks like dumped out.
If you look closely you will see...
* tape (sometimes multiple sizes and colors)
* playing cards (5 decks to be exact)
* a train whistle
* a dish brush
* assorted vitamins and medicine
* tape measurers
* anti fungal cream (you just never know)
* camera & multiple accessories
* flashlight
* all sorts of "teacher tools" (scissors, pens, markers, glue sticks)
* a multi tool
* and on and on and on.
All of my life I have been waiting for someone to stop me on the street and ask me if I have a certain item on hand. I feel confident that I would most certainly win some sort of magical prize..it hasn't happened yet, but I'm not giving up hope!
Anyway, last Friday, I was trying to leave a store when I could not locate my keys anywhere. I walked back up and down every isle praying that they would be easily found. They weren't, and none of the employees were willing to help me. At that point I was going to be forced to empty my bag at the register. I started dumping everything out when I reached in and touched something warm and gooey....
A rotten banana. It was a puzzeling & gruesome discovery...especially because I don't eat bananas. I have no idea how long it had been in there, but I'm really glad I found it. Oh, and my keys were in my pocket the entire time.
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hahahahaha that is disgusting.
ReplyDeletethanks for being the first comment on my blog that no one knows about! love you :)
oh my celeste! that is grossly awesome! haha i hope you are having a wonderful day!
ReplyDeletedis.gust.ing...did the people in the store see that?
ReplyDeleteerynn,
ReplyDeletethey didn't see it. i just discreetly packed everything back in and went home to show my sister!
hahahahh! i love it. that really is so so funny. i miss you like your banana misses a trash can.
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