Thursday, February 10, 2011

overcrowding

This is my purse. 
It's nothing special.  In fact, there isn't much to say about it except it's heavy.  This is mostly because I have one of just about everything packed inside. This is what it looks like dumped out.
If you look closely you will see...
* tape (sometimes multiple sizes and colors)
* playing cards (5 decks to be exact)
* a train whistle
* a dish brush
* assorted vitamins and medicine
* tape measurers
* anti fungal cream (you just never know)
* camera & multiple accessories
* flashlight
* all sorts of "teacher tools" (scissors, pens, markers, glue sticks)
* a multi tool
* and on and on and on.

All of my life I have been waiting for someone to stop me on the street and ask me if I have a certain item on hand.  I feel confident that I would most certainly win some sort of magical prize..it hasn't happened yet, but I'm not giving up hope!

 Anyway, last Friday, I was trying to leave a store when I could not locate my keys anywhere.  I walked back up and down every isle praying that they would be easily found.  They weren't, and none of the employees were willing to help me.  At that point I was going to be forced to empty my bag at the register.  I started dumping everything out when I reached in and touched something warm and gooey....
A rotten banana.  It was a puzzeling & gruesome discovery...especially because I don't eat bananas.  I have no idea how long it had been in there, but I'm really glad I found it.  Oh, and my keys were in my pocket the entire time.

5 comments:

  1. hahahahaha that is disgusting.
    thanks for being the first comment on my blog that no one knows about! love you :)

    ReplyDelete
  2. oh my celeste! that is grossly awesome! haha i hope you are having a wonderful day!

    ReplyDelete
  3. dis.gust.ing...did the people in the store see that?

    ReplyDelete
  4. erynn,
    they didn't see it. i just discreetly packed everything back in and went home to show my sister!

    ReplyDelete
  5. hahahahh! i love it. that really is so so funny. i miss you like your banana misses a trash can.

    ReplyDelete